Fundamentally true statement, generally taught to children, especially those with special needs. Also a kickass book by Strong Bad.
"Some people are about to be run over. Frankie has about five seconds."
"Some people are very tall and merciless. Quincy is destroying San Antonio"
"Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a wierd name."
"Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. Albert has."
"Some people are being fangoriously
devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hilary's legs are being digested."