1.Dancing, only HARDCORE.
2.The kind of dancing you see the weird suburban kids from your school that
always smell like BO and cloves doing. A subtle artform that manages
to look uncoordinated, supremely lame and immensely
queer, all at the same time. Popular
hardcore 'dance moves' include the 'I'm flailing
about like a frightened kid in special
ED!', The 'I'm piling myself
on top of you but it's not gay because
we're dancing and it's hardcore!' The 'When you can't dance, just roundhouse kick at random because
it totally worked for the Spice Girls!' and the 'I'm going to be a virgin for a long
3.The source of some of the funniest definitions I've come across on this site.