You would be a prep if:
1. You are obsessed with things nobody with common sense gives a FUCK about (fashion being the most common)
2. You, like, totally, like, talk, like, this, like, like, totally, like!
3. U tIpE lIeK dIs On Da InTeRnEtS
4. You like a type of music because the band members are "hawt".
5. You stereotype metal (That is NOT cool)
6. Everyone that isn't like you is either a nerd or goth
7. You look up to Britney Spears, Hillary Duff, Paris Hilton, Jamie Lynn Spears, etc.
8. You have attempted to be on American idol more than twice
9. Your favorite words are "Like, OMG, loser, totally, cute, and hot"
10. The above words are the only words in the dictionary
11. You think that pop is the only music that exists
12. You own an apple laptop that's pink
13. You nazise the Jonas brothers
14. You nazise HSM
15. You have TRIED to get pregnant during middle school or high school
16. You own a bedspread that has something to do with disney.
17. You take the media seriously
18. You are obsessed with celebereties
19. You acctually GIVE A FUCK about what other people think
20. You are obsessed with popularity
21. Everyone in your grade secretly hates you
22. You wear a water bra
23. You're obsessed with the mall
24. By your logic, I could say "Common sense is for nerds!"
25. You have more than 1 pair of shoes
If you wear the preppy clothes, then you aren't nesseccarily a prep. If more than 3 of the definitions above apply to you, then you're a prep. If only 24 applies to you, then you're still a prep.
For you preps that think we're jealous, we're not. Yay, you're rich, good for you!
WE HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO COMMON SENSE, DAMMIT!!! (Read 1-25)