3 definitions by Ifuckedtherug
| 1. | Stereotype | ||
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An assumed label given to someone out of pure ignorance and arrogance.
Often given by people who live up to the stereotypical standards of "preps", which is pretty sad. Blondes are stupid
Metalheads are badasses with long hair Goths are satanists Emos whine 24/7 Blondes are morons British are snobs Black people like rap Americans are fat, loud, obnoxious and abuse freedom of speech Brunettes are sluts Redheads are sluts Asians are smart Asians can't drive Germans are nazis Fat people are bad parents Black people are dumb White people are smart White people are racist Black people are racist British are addicted to tea Nerds have no life Etc. etc. etc. Those are examples of stereotypes |
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| 2. | Shmasm | ||
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A tough dude smashes his fist into your face, creating a small, but maze like, series of canyons in your skin (and skull, occasionally). This is called a shmasm. Two guys held me down and the bully shmasmed my face. It hurt.
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| 3. | Prep | ||
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You would be a prep if:
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1. You are obsessed with things nobody with common sense gives a FUCK about (fashion being the most common) 2. You, like, totally, like, talk, like, this, like, like, totally, like! 3. U tIpE lIeK dIs On Da InTeRnEtS 4. You like a type of music because the band members are "hawt". 5. You stereotype metal (That is NOT cool) 6. Everyone that isn't like you is either a nerd or goth 7. You look up to Britney Spears, Hillary Duff, Paris Hilton, Jamie Lynn Spears, etc. 8. You have attempted to be on American idol more than twice 9. Your favorite words are "Like, OMG, loser, totally, cute, and hot" 10. The above words are the only words in the dictionary 11. You think that pop is the only music that exists 12. You own an apple laptop that's pink 13. You nazise the Jonas brothers 14. You nazise HSM 15. You have TRIED to get pregnant during middle school or high school 16. You own a bedspread that has something to do with disney. 17. You take the media seriously 18. You are obsessed with celebereties 19. You acctually GIVE A FUCK about what other people think 20. You are obsessed with popularity 21. Everyone in your grade secretly hates you 22. You wear a water bra 23. You're obsessed with the mall 24. By your logic, I could say "Common sense is for nerds!" 25. You have more than 1 pair of shoes |
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