2 definitions by Idolfan

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One who does not beleive in the existance of god. Literally "no-god" ism. a=no/not (ancient greek) and theos=god (ancient greek).

Atheists have a common reputation of not bothering to think about life and will go to hell for their ignorance. In actual fact, atheists do a hell of a lot more thinking than the religeous who blindly follow because they take fictional books far too fucking literally. While christians beleive in god, heaven, hell, sin, the devil and armageddon, atheists realise this is all bullshit and do a favour by not scaring the shit out of everyone; And not causing countless bloody wars; And not telling people that you are giving satan power by jizzing on the ground.
Christian: Look at that atheist, he will burn in hell for his ignorance. I bet he's never scared the shit out of anyone in his life.

Muslim: Yeah, tough look for him he's not getting 21 virgins when he dies like I am.

Christian: Look at how much we have in common, uniting under god, now where were we...

<start a holy war against each other>
by Idolfan September 08, 2007

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"The Bible", also known as "The Holy Bible" is a work of fiction written by various authors over hundreds of years before and after it's own mention of the birth of christ (which had become the international starting point of anno domini). The actual dates of it's writing are largely unknown but it has stood the test of time and is now one of the most popular fictional epics in the world, with countless millions of copies sold and distributed in many languages.

The Bible has a reputation of being taken far too literally, and therefore has been classed as a "holy book". Others of this catagory (Torah, Qu'ran etc.) are just as if not more succesful and all form the basis of religions and faiths. Unfortionetaly, it has been estimated that the bible is the most inanimate and popular thing in the world wars have been caused over. As there are no records, it is estimated that over 2.5 billion deaths in history have been caused over this book and 15.7 billion brainwashings, making it one of the most mentally scaring novels ever written.

The Bible, despite it's reputation and it's R rating continues to be legalised to any age of people around the world and continues to cause global confusion and misleading.

The beleivers of this book are called Christians under the faith of christianity, but Jews are also believers in the old testament (one of two main books in the bible).
"Worshippers of The Bible are not very media smart... at all."
by Idolfan September 08, 2007

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