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2 definitions by Ian Peebles

verb; For one to keat is to spontaneously jump up in front of a group of people who has absolutely no respect for you, and then to attempt to dance the cancan.
Sergeant Tiang: Last night at Air Cadets, I tried to motivate my flight by dancing, but all I ended up doing was keating!
by Ian Peebles October 05, 2006
In a game of cards, having a hand of keats is having an incredibly bad hand which cannot be played well no matter the skill of the player.
JT: Oh my, I've got so many keats in my hand.
JL: Yeah, I know! My whole hand is keats!
by Ian Peebles October 05, 2006