5 definitions by Ian Mckenna

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The new sport that's sweeping the nation. It's a combination of skateboarding and office chairs. It rocks.

The rules dictate that a person must be sitting on an office chair that has the ability to adjust height and back rest. It must also be able to spin, that is a must.

To participate you must kick off the floor in a spinning motion (called an "ollie," by the veterans of the sport,) and then bust out some sick, ill moves without putting your feet back on the floor until you wish to "land."

Marks are scored out of ten in three different categories, giving a final score out of thirty. The categories are style (how the boarder incorporated the adjustment features in their spin), revolutions (how many times the chair spins during that one particular move) and pizazz (leg grabs, flip reverses, any sick move that your ill mind can think of).

Points are deducted for falling off the chair, bad pizzaz (bizazz if you will) and doing a crap landing (the pros call this, "bailing.")

The sport is still in it's infancy but I suggest you join up now so in five years when it's all the rage you can be like "man, I was chair boarding before you even knew what it was you big gay jaborni.
"Yo want a game of chair boardin?"

"Yeah dude, radical to the max!"

"Shut up."

"O.K."

"Actually, you can't play because you're a chump who falls of their chair, get some control man."

"Fair point, fair point."
by Ian Mckenna May 16, 2005

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The best Tv show there ever was. You had Pat Sharp, Pat Sharp's mullet, two sexy as hell twins who were hella gagging for it, go-karts and the funnest house you can imagine. You'd go in the fun house, have a whole bunch of fun and then win prizes. I think you had to collect something but I can't remember.

Either way if I was a contestant and the buzzer went off to sigify the end I'd be all like, "as if I'm leaving, I'm moving into this fun house!" and the producers would be like "shit, please leave," and I'd be like, "no."
"Man, that chair boarding routine was so sick, it was almost as cool as Fun House,"

"Take that back now you jabroni."

"Why?"

"because Fun House is in a league of it's own, take it's name in vane again and I'll tell your mum."

"O.K. I'm sorry."

"You better be."

"I am."

"Say Sorry to fun house!"

"Sorry fun house."

"Ha! what a chump, you said sorry to a house that isn't even on ITV anymore, it's all "My parents Are Aliens," and other various crap now.

"Blue Peter still rocks though.

"Damn straight."
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The act of stealing a T-shirt from those trampy guys who sell dodgy T-shirts outside of gigs. To achieve this objective you politely ask to try it on and then, quick as a flash, run away giggling to oneself. Shouting "booyah!" is optional.
Dude A: "Man, those T-Shirts are shit, but I can't be bothered doing any washing and need a T-Shirt for tomorrow."

Dude B: "Do a T-shirt classic!"

Dude A: "Trantastic."
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A shitty overrated piece of television in which everything unrealistically occurs in one street. Liked by people with no lives on their own who enjoy living the lives of the characters through television. It's a wanna-Saved By The Bell.
Dude A: You're so whack you're almost as bad as Coronation Street.

Dude B: "That's cold dude."

Dude A: "Yeah, I'm sorry."
by Ian Mckenna April 13, 2005

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The ultimate late 80's and early 90's sweets. The sweet to be seen pushing while playing on a Barcode Battler.
Dude A: "I hate you, you big chump." *Pushes Dude B*

Dude B: "Don't push me, push a Push Pop"

Dude A: "Wow, you're all retro, wanna be friends?"

Dude B: "No."
by Ian Mckenna April 13, 2005

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