A friend, relative, or associate, that always has a better story than
person will lie about almost every detail of his story just to be a little bit better than
you. Traits are lonely
absolutely no friends, and a lot of cats.
Me: Dude, I hit a birdie on that last
One Uper: Well, I just happen
to get an eagle on that hole.
Me: I won the lottery this weekend.
One Uper: I've won it twice.
Me: How is that possible, duche?