A tween (10-13 yrs old) or teenager
(13-19 yrs old) who is obsessed with being young
and vivacious. This classification of the human specie is often synonymous with fangirls
are most often female. This does not mean that males
Generally speaking, the male teenybopper
can be classified into the "skater" or "punk" group; "goth" is far too hardcore
for their prepubescent bodies.
SYMPTOMS OF TEENYBOPPER
-freakish grinding at school dances
-shaving not because they
need to, but so that
the hair will appear darker and thicher; therefore
-stuffed pant crotches
-an excess of makeup/glittery substances
-extremely tight pants ... on males
-keeping a diary
sealed with a chain and padlock which
is kept under mattress
`unfortunately there is no remedy, this spell must
be waited out until
the aflicted pereson discovers that
this illness is annoying/obnoxoius.
around consuming pixie stix
and bragging about being allowed to go to the mall
without parental supervision
for the first time.
person with a skateboard and a surfer-bowl haircut saying "hella" or "bitchin" and then then
glancing around to be certain that no authoritative adult heard them.