An underground term used by Southern farmers in the US to describe an eggplant. Starlett eggplants tend to be deformed and abnormally heavy due to their fat and pessimistic natures. It is best to just throw them away.
"Well, hot dog! This here eggplant weighs a ton!"
"That ain't no eggplant, Joe! It's a dang gum Starlett!"
A term used for the scene boy or typical scenester in high school. An Elkins is characterized by painted-on jeans and shaggy hair, as well as by the cloud of freshman following him/her. They are likely to be a part of the skater scene and preach about being straightedge.
Freshman Girl 1: "Is that Elkins? LET'S GO TALK TO HIM!"
Freshman Girl 2: "NO! I HATE HIM!"
Freshman Girl 3: "OMG! ELKINS' HAIR LOOKS BETTER THAN MINE!"