The Blue Haired Chud is a dangerous creature. She will pretend to get drunk and rape you in your sleep and then claim you raped her. Known to fake pregnancies and rape allegations. Wants to sleep with her father, but won't admit it. Will fuck anything that moves or breathes ... Or anything that doesn't. Likes to associate with herpes infested greasy WOPS. Wants to be a Suicidegirl, but is way too fat and pig-like to ever succeed at anything more than making a ham sandwich. Utters OINK under breath, because it is her native language. Wants to join the Bull Dyke brigade, but likes dick too much. Confused about sexuality because she is not really human, but is more like just a living embodiment of disease. Needs to lose weight SERIOUSLY badly. Has the worst smelling vagina on earth. Something probably died in there.
"Rosie O Donnell is nasty, but at least shes not a blue haired chud."
"That Blue Haired Chud said she was puking up bits of cum and metal. What a skank!"
"That Blue Haired Chud has aids."
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