261 definitions by IAN

A particularly nasty vagina that one suspects may have teeth. Pungent and deformed.
I could tell that slut had a snagglesnatch by the way her jeans made a crooked camel toe. Hold me.
by ian January 21, 2004

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Arrakis, later Rakis (known colloquially as "Dune") is a desert planet with almost no water at all, and is the only known source of the spice Melange which makes interstellar travel possible. It is native home of the Fremen.
Arrakis is the power center of the Imperium.
by Ian June 13, 2004

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short for hennesy, a congac
"...got cris on pop, HENNEY with no CHASER mommy dont stop...."
-fat joe/r kelly "we thuggin"
by Ian April 30, 2003

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A sexy girl that uses her booty or other sexual assets (smile, walk, attitude) to seduce helpless boys to fall deeply in love with her.
I was on a trip to Las Vegas from Maui and ran into a Fany and was never the same.
by Ian May 29, 2004

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Phantom hats or phantom glasses occur when you've been wearing said apparel for some time and can still feel them after they're no longer on your person. Peace.
"I've got a phantom hat on."

"No, Greg, you just haven't showered in three days. Pass the Pam."
by Ian February 02, 2004

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The dangerous state of being so enthralled by a story about a goat that you don't care if your country is under attack by terrorists.
The President was so Goatwhacked that he tripled the amount of time Al Queda had to carry out their attack.
by Ian December 07, 2004

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A couple that begins their relationship with drunken sex after meeting at a club, then awkwardly attempts to make a go of things in the non-club world.

These couples typically find that they only feel comfortable going on more club dates and simply can't function in other scenarios.

Estimated time to expiration: 1-2 weeks. Very, very uncomfortable weeks.
At a restaurant:

club couple dude: "So...uh...Jennifer, do you play sports and stuff?"

clup couple broad: "My name is Jennette."

The most awkward silence possible ensues.
by Ian March 04, 2006

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