The best Ivy League school (we're elitist for a reason). Home to schizophrenic math prodigies, religion professors who release rap albums, and a student body that knows how to filibuster. Even engineers
have been know to have fun here, and students of the Humanities recite
from the classics
when they get drunk after
the nuclear physicists at the Elementary Particles Lab, the Pre-Meds in one of the world's best Mol Bio programs, the soon-to-be fabulously wealthy I-Bankers coming
from the Econ department, and the future leaders being groomed at Woody Woo, Princeton should be ready to commence its plans
for world domination within the decade. In fact, we've already begun
to... but no, I've said too much already. You'll just have to wait and see for yourself.