Must be rustically stained yellow to look aged,toilet paper hanging out,crotchless,distinct smell of fish and urine mixed in with car air freshner or possibly cheap end of line body spray from all good pound shops.
"my girdle is not dirty,It was yellow when I got it."
"I dropped my mug of tea on myself while I was snoring and the girdle got the brunt of it."
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