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4 definitions by I swear to Drunk, I'm not God!

 
1.
Tom Clancy's male organ that he has doubtlessly outfitted with infered crosshairs, and night vision goggles.
Conversation between two hookers:

"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday."

"How was it?"

"Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!"
by I swear to drunk, I'm not God! October 25, 2006
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2.
Noun:

Hollywood dwelling Sciencetologist creature that jumps on couches and spawns deformed children.
"Damn! Tom Cruise was really good in Rain Man!"

"Yeah, but ever sense he started banging Katie Holms and couches, I must say that he sucks ass."
by I swear to drunk, I'm not God! October 25, 2006
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3.
wii
The best game console ever...... with the worst name ever.
I'm gonna go home and play with my wii all night long!
by I swear to Drunk, I'm not God! December 23, 2006
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4.
A way too patriotic douche who is completely obsessed with secret military shit and guns with scopes.
"Wow! Look at the new Tom Clancy game! It's about another group of muscular men in dark places wearing goggles."

"Dude! That is messed up!"
by I swear to drunk, I'm not God! October 25, 2006
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