The whitest, black girl you will ever know. She is always the last one to show up and the first one to leave. She likes expensive clothes and costly jewelry, but can't afford either. She is the type to swear she bought you a birthday present, but always forgets to bring it to you. She is a sweet girl with a kind heart, but will never show it to anybody who isn't close to her.
Man, it's getting late and Melissa still isn't here. She must be pulling a LaAudra.