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4 definitions by I r mime

 
1.
A statement originating from kingdom of loathing, an online MMORPG by jick, relating to the quest where the player must find or buy specific parts to create a meatcar.
The name of the quest where you get a meatcar is "my other car is made of meat."
by I r mime May 13, 2007
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2.
A widely known rule used to make morons feel better about eating off of the ground. Supposedly the food god protects all food for 5 seconds after it touches the ground. After which the food god will become angry and infest it with cooties.
Moron: Oh noes my sammich!
Food god: Hurry, pick it up. 5 second rule!
~5 seconds later~
Moron: ...What?
Food god: I am angered! I shall infest your sandwich with cooties!!
by I r mime May 13, 2007
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3.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

In short, we can say what we want to say, within certain limits. Yes, you can say "FUCK YOU" to a police officer and call your lawyer (if you're stupid enough) and get away with it. You can't give threats or endanger public safety, however.

Basically, if you want to use it, keep your lawyer on speed dial and have deep pockets.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. -Part of the U.S Bill of Rights. Collect them all!
by I r Mime May 23, 2007
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4.
Bush bashing is an action taken by idiots who do not know the true structure of government. Bush has no power. Bush does nothing. Bush is a spokesperson, that's it. Our enemy is CONGRESS. THEY decide to go to war, THEY decide what laws are passed, and THEY decide our (oil) taxes and (oil) tariffs! For muffins' sake, open the damn U.S. Gov't textbook! HE IS NOT A KING!
I like bush bashing because I'm a moron who thinks he's our king!
by i r mime May 15, 2007
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