14 definitions by I fuck dumb bitches
when a man tucks his genitals between his legs so that from far away it looks like he has a pussy a man-pussy (mussy).
by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
the second worst car ever made. only does the dodge neon sink lower on the scale of fuckbag automobiles than the ford focus.
5 WORST AUTOMOBILES EVER MADE
5) a broken down school bus
4) a dodge neon with shit all over it (the shit improves it's overall value)
3) a 1700's mini van that has killed thousands of people
2) a ford focus
AND THE WORST VEHICLE EVER MADE IS A DODGE NEON!!!!!!
5 WORST AUTOMOBILES EVER MADE
5) a broken down school bus
4) a dodge neon with shit all over it (the shit improves it's overall value)
3) a 1700's mini van that has killed thousands of people
2) a ford focus
AND THE WORST VEHICLE EVER MADE IS A DODGE NEON!!!!!!
guy 1: wow that guy drives a stock dodge neon, should I shoot him?
guy 2: it's not stock it has import taillights, no you shouldn't shoot him.
guy 1: you're right he needs to be tortured before he is killed
guy 2: it's not stock it has import taillights, no you shouldn't shoot him.
guy 1: you're right he needs to be tortured before he is killed
by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
stands for "kuz mexicans are rich too." a cheap store mostly consisting of cheap merchandise, where only poverty stricken citizens shop.
by I fuck dumb bitches November 7, 2007
1. my middle name
2. my middle leg
3. to have your penis so large that you are able to knock the bottom of females pussies out. so that they believe that they have been on their period for months due to the fact it wont stop bleeding
2. my middle leg
3. to have your penis so large that you are able to knock the bottom of females pussies out. so that they believe that they have been on their period for months due to the fact it wont stop bleeding
dumb bitch: "I have to go to the doctor my pussy wont stop bleeding"
doctor: "no your not on the rag, your cervex has been knocked into your throat due to too much rough sex, I suggest you due two things
1 you stop that immadiatly
2 introduce me to that man that is so well HUNG
doctor: "no your not on the rag, your cervex has been knocked into your throat due to too much rough sex, I suggest you due two things
1 you stop that immadiatly
2 introduce me to that man that is so well HUNG
by I fuck dumb bitches April 15, 2005
a dumb shallow whore, who wouldn't like a guy, but would love and be all up on the same guy if he had fame, money, etc.
guy 1:look at the dumb ass whore, she's such a gold digger.
guy 2: lets throw rocks at her head, maybe it will fix her problem
guy 2: lets throw rocks at her head, maybe it will fix her problem
by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
usually a retarded vechile drivin by people who hate ricers, and imports. often having a huge retarded lift and big pointless tires. can be cool, but only if it is a small truck and is lowered to the point that it is on or nearly on tha ground. in order for a truck to be cool it needs to have some or all of the follwing: hydros (airbags) a tonneau cover, a kick ass system, big ass rims with low pro tires, an upgraded engine, and many other things.
retarded truck guy one: hey look at that import, maybe I should park my truck on it.
retarded truck guy two: haha ya that would be funny, hey there are cars parked on both sides of the road, we can't drive this thing because its too fucking big and gay.
retarded truck guy one: oh well we can park it here and suck eachothers dicks and maybe by next May all those cars will be gone, and I can drive this piece of shit.
retarded truck guy two: haha ya that would be funny, hey there are cars parked on both sides of the road, we can't drive this thing because its too fucking big and gay.
retarded truck guy one: oh well we can park it here and suck eachothers dicks and maybe by next May all those cars will be gone, and I can drive this piece of shit.
by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
the funniest comedian I've ever heard. died reciently of a drug over dose. said things like "I ordered a club sandwich and I'm not even a member. you say u like your sandwich with three slices of bread? me too lets form a club. we need more speculations. instead of cutting the sandwich once, we will cut it twice. and we will put things in the middle of the sandwich like potato chips, or salad. how do u feel about frilly tooth picks? I'M FOR EM! I like sprouts on my salad. Well your not in the fucking club!
waiter: what kind of sandwich would you like sir?
Mitch: Pastrami
waiter: and what kind of bread would u like on your sandwich?
Mitch: banana bread.
waiter: and what kind of cheese?
Mitch: cottege cheese.
waiter: I'm not making no fucking banana bread cottege cheese pastrami sandwich!!
Mitch: Pastrami
waiter: and what kind of bread would u like on your sandwich?
Mitch: banana bread.
waiter: and what kind of cheese?
Mitch: cottege cheese.
waiter: I'm not making no fucking banana bread cottege cheese pastrami sandwich!!
by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005