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2 definitions by I can't stand ball lickers

A word used to describe a girl that you can not trust as far as you can throw her.

Sometimes girls that are scandalous dress in very risque cheap slutty clothing. They are easy to spot because no matter how big of a douche you are, they look at you like they would give you a lumpkin upon request.

The other kind of scandalous hits me a bit closer to home. Sometimes you're at a party and you meet a girl that seems to be hot and from a good family and you end up making out and petting. Naturally you think that you're special and that this girl actually likes you. Unfortunately what ends up happening is she just likes to make out and probably does it all the time. This kind of scandalous girl is a heart breaker and you end up hating them more than anything else in the world. Let that be a lesson. Any girl that puts out before she has spent a lot of time with you is more than likely scandalous even though they may be mighty tempting. Take all red flags seriously.
Dude: Damn look at that girl on that ass.
Bud: Oh you mean the one waiting for the city bus. Look at how scandalous she looks in that princess t-shirt.
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Reg: Wow I love this school. The girls seem so polite and tidy. Back in Detroit they started fucking at age 14.
Moe: Don't be fooled my friend. They may look innocent, but some of the girls up in here are downright scandalous.
by I can't stand ball lickers July 19, 2006
1. A person that is a huge douche bag and constantly kisses ass to get where they are. They tend to be dull boring assholes with no sense of humour or heart. They are also usually pussies and are never willing to bend the rules to help a comrad out. Ball lickers tend to get a lot of managerial positions in life which can really piss off a genuine guy that is subject to working for him. At every school i've been to or for any organization I have ever worked at, there has always been a madd ball licker that likes to ruin my fun.

2. A flaming fruit loop that likes to pleasure his boyfriend by licking his gonads. This type of ball licker is gross but to be fair, they can still be good citizens or nice people.

3. A girl that is sexually bold. If your wife licks your balls, power to you. However if you just met the girl and she wants to lick your balls she is downright scandalous and you should get tested as soon as humanly possible.

4. A guy with nothing to do that spontaniously picks up a billiards ball and licks it for no particular reason. Allthough it is odd, I can't think of anything wrong with that type of behavior. Mind you this type of ball licker is extremely rare. Infact I have yet to come across one in my travels.
ball licking manager: Hey Miller, you're fired.

Ranting Miller: Good I don't want to work for you anyways. Trust me guys this guy is a huge ball licker. How do you think he got his job anyways. Obviously from licking so many balls.

ball licking manager: You're choice of words are most foul and inappropriate to be used inside a steel mill. I request at once that you use restraint and be more professional. What will the CEO think if he see's my men out of line.
by I can't stand ball lickers July 18, 2006