5 definitions by I am Achmed

Top Definition
Someone without substance or conviction. Comes from the Scots Toom Tabard as a reference to King John Balliol who was appointed King of Scotland by King Edward of England in the late 13th c.
The presidential candidate is an empty coat.
by I am Achmed July 31, 2008
a flea market or garage sale
Did you buy anything at the neighbor's craporama?
by I am Achmed September 27, 2008
an avalanche of crap
When you have too much crap piled onto the top shelf of your closet and you open the door and all the crap falls out - crapalanche!
by I am Achmed September 27, 2008
pubic hair stuck in your teeth
I went down on a chick with a 70s retro muff and got a mouthful of nature's dental floss.
by I am Achmed July 31, 2008
nice boobs under a tight sweater
Saturday was the first cool day of fall bringing the sweater biscuits from their summer hibernation.
by I am Achmed July 31, 2008

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