1.) Ugly Carlos. 2.) Some nasty ass fool that makes you want to throw up cause his face is so noxious looking. 3.)Some nasty looking beast who thinks he is going places in this world, but really isn't cause of his corroded looking face and nasty looking body.
" May I please speak to Ugly Carlos?" Who Ugz?....No, he's not in at the moment he's probably out thinking he's not ugly at all!"