Any of your typical run of the mill white guys in their early/mid 20's who acts as ghetto as possible. Can typically bee seen sporting the white wife-beater and backwards ball cap. White Mikes love freeloading and will doing ANYTHING for certain goods and services. White Mikes can be seen around public parks and pools trying to pick up girls that he can "t-t-t-turn it over and hit it."
"Hey isn't that White Mike trying to get free water from that pizza place?"
"Man, I wish someone would put White Mike out of his missery."
"Hey guys, White Mike is trying to pawn 'House Party 4' any takers?"