Where I go to school.
I'm sure your Hogwarts letter just got lost in the mail.
A book written by Charlotte Brontë in 1847 under the pseudonym Currer Bell. Typically regarded as a very fine piece of english literature, most people are forced to read it at some point during their school years. However, it actually is a very enjoyable read.
Jane Eyre was a governess.
A person who isn't fucking scared of him.
I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him
A small breed of spaniel that weights, on average 15 or 16 pounds. Four coat variations occur: Blenheim, Tricolour, Black and Tan, and Ruby. A favorite breed of Britain's King Charles II, it also used to be the royal dog. Cavaliers are typically very friendly dogs, and excellent with children
That dog over there might look a bit like a cocker spaniel, but in reality it is a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
The remains of a human who has ceased to live. Typically has not yet decayed a great deal.
Look, a cadaver.
An inverted smile.
Whenever I see someone frown, I simply imagine it as an inverted smile, and feel happy.
Some may call it a "book", but I would argue that to call it that is an insult to all other literature.
Twilight ≠ Book