Guy 1: Have you banged her yet?
Guy 2: No but she told me she likes me last night
Guy 1: Dude, your getting sloaned HARD.
Total fucking bad ass. Guy who gets straight A's and drinks like a boss. Heavy drug user. Guy who gets a 36 on the ACT while hungover and really high.
Someone who goes so hard it is ridiculous, whether it is doing school work, drinking beer, taking drugs, lifting weights, ext...
Guy 1: Dude who is that guy mackin
on those two super hot biddies
Guy 2: I don't know his name but he is a total Wylson, i saw him chug a whole bottle of vodka earlier.
Guy 1: Holy shit, I wish i was him.
The greatest comeback in the world. Conversation ender. Anything you can imagine.
Pronunciation- i'm yer dad
Guy 1: Dude I could totally beat you at anything.
Guy 2: Oh Really.... cuz Im your dad.
You: Dude that girl totally wants my cock.
Douche Bag: No she doesnt bro...
You: Oh really.... cuz im your dad
Guy 1: You wanna play some pool?
Guy 2: No pools fuckin gay.
Guy 1: Dude im your dad.... now listen to daddy and go get your shit.