4 definitions by I am the Travis

A Prostiguantlet is the labyrinth of agressive hookers that aggressively come after you in Las Vegas between the hours of 4-7am.
Dude! Sh*t got crazy last night! It took everything I had to make it through the Prostiguantlet unscathed. I survived but I'm covered in glitter and I smell like a hooker!
by I am the Travis August 15, 2013
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Butthole snot is a bodily fluid. Butthole snot can only be produced by a person who is not the owner of the snot-holding butthole.
I was partying with Gwen and walked into Gavin’s backstage dressing room. We totally surprised him mid-thrust as he was donating butthole snot to a poor, misguided male groupie.
by I am the Travis November 30, 2020
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The act of Purging and cleansing of lousy friends via social media/contact deletion.
I just performed a Friendenema on Facebook and ended up deleting 54 people that I don't recognize.
by I am the Travis January 21, 2015
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An individual who is so hopelessly obsessed with being negative and weak that they engulf all of their immediate company in the dirty, moist folds of their misery.
Steve is such a Sandy Vagiant! He left his cellphone at the last bar and he won't shut the fuck about it. Hes making the entire bachelor party put our plans on hold to go back and get it.
by I am the Travis January 10, 2018
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