When ambulance staff are called under emergency conditions to some NFS or other needy, who despite having had 9 months to arrange transport to the hospital to delivery their sprog, have entirely failed in this and had to call the Big Yellow Taxi.
Jim and I were on our way back to base for our overdue mealbreak when we copped for a MaternaTaxi. Ran 20 minutes on blue lights to some NFS who was sat on her doorstep with a suitcase.
Shorthand in North Yorkshire for a resident of the town of Selby. Sadly those of the chavvy town of Selby have a higher than average chance of being alcoholic, or drug abusing, and/or educationally sub-normal. These folks are sometimes referred to as Normal For Selby when they abuse acute healthcare services and emergency services.
Nurse:"What you got for us then?"
Ambo:"Oh, nowt much, NFS. Never even touched my tackleberry"
Nurse:"Put em in Triage"