The most sublime singer in the history of music. Every time I hear his music, especially covers of passe hits like She Bangs, my soul is transported to another dimension. He sings like an angel on crack and his voice is just mind-blowing.
If it wasn't for William Hung's songs, I'd commit suicide.
2. A pop artist I hate because she didn't diss Hilary Duff and Avril Lavigne in her Stupid Girls video. Come on, how ignorant do you have to be to not realize that they are just as bad as Lindsay Lohan or Jessica Simpson? She must be on crack. Actually she is.
(Mike and Ike are watching Stupid Girls on MTV.)
Ike: I just don't get why Hilary and Avril aren't dissed! OMG!
Mike: That's 'cause Pink is of the same brand of "look at me i'm so punk" pseudo-rock singers as those poseur bitches, and dissing them would be like dissing herself.
Ike: Oooooooooh, now I see. Mike, you're so smart.