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1.
The wearied, comatose state induced by the unsatisfactory attempts or failings of another at fellatio; the subject therefore falls unconscious as an alternative to the proceedings due to overwhelming boredom.
Worst night last night.. she had me blowmatose in 2 minutes!
by Humped One August 15, 2010