1 definition by Hulio Rodriguez

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A "sport" that stole the name of a great game. The real football (that being American football) is a sport that involves real talent and stamina while avoiding huge guys who are out to kill you. Soccer is just a bunch of pussys running around kicking a ball back and forth for four fucking hours. Furthermore, the real reason for soccer riots is because the fans get so bored they need to find something to do. You don't often see football fans starting riots, and each game is nearly sold out every time.
Soccer is for pussies, American football is how its done. That is why America is better than any European country.
by Hulio Rodriguez November 14, 2004

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