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4 definitions by Hugo Sticky-tits

 
1.
When you are getting a blumpkin, you must not stop there. When you are about to blow pull your cock out of the girl's mouth immediately get behind her and ram it in her brown eye and shove her head in the toilet and just make her bob for those brown snakes. 1 you have to have shit in the toilet to so this it is a requirement, 2 do not be a stupid fuck and drowned the girl, 3 have fun.
Emily didn't like it when I made her a Brown Snake Snorkler.
by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010
 
2.
when you fuck a girl with a stankin ass poon-tang and you wanna let her know that her down stairs mix up stinks like hell, just wait til the next time you have sex with her, before you bust your load just rub your shit all up under little miss stank poon's nose then bust your nut right up her nostrils. i wouldnt do this unless you plan on breaking up with her after wards, i had a girl with a stinkin ass pussy but i didnt do this, i just broke up with that cause that shit aint cool. i did not have the balls to achieve greatness and do this.
Man I fingered Ginger during Winter Olympics then I smelled my fingers and almost threw up, I should have given her a "Stank Poon Payback".
by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010
 
3.
A clam snapping muff diver is a term for super lesbians. Lesbians with side-burns, a flat top, ford truck driven super dyke.
That girl in the flannel shirt is a clam snapping muff diver.
by Hugo Sticky-tits August 18, 2010
 
4.
The sexual act in which previous to doing guy/girl anal you warm up by pissing in each others mouths then you proceed to make out, swapping piss then the girl spits it all in the guy's mouth she then lays down and spreads her legs. The guy will then tilt her ass up, hold her asshole open and proceed to fill her rectum with the urine in his mouth. Once all the piss is in the females ass the guy will just ram his dick in her ass as hard as he can trying to make piss just start squirting out everywhere. If you ram a girl hard enough to get piss to squirt up in your eye you have then achieved GREATNESS.
Dude yesterday I mastered the Juicy Lemon with your mom.
by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010