Beautiful if congested British city, home
and the somewhat older (c.1167) Thames Valley
known as the University
. The UoO is the oldest university
in the English-speaking world, and its early status as the only one also
marks the last time it was at the top of the league tables. Currently placed at no.10 worldwide, it lags behind Cambridge in 2nd and eight others from the nouveau riche colonies.
the world with many of its leading politicians and lawyers, but despite this fact has somehow escaped
global retribution. The sort of person who graduates from this university
is perhaps best demonstrated by the fact that Jeffrey Archer had little trouble convincing people he was an Oxford
in fairness he was later found to be too conniving a little shit even for Oxfraud.
Currently run by a Kiwi, the University
of Oxford enters
the 21st Century much as it entered the 19th; with the sound
of grumbling old men in leather chairs, some beautifully-manicured lawns and the eternal
whiff of institutional homosexuality.
famous for being
a place preferable to St. John's College, Cambridge, a fact which marginally elevates Oxford
Johns no favours whatsoever.