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7 definitions by Hughbert Gerald Rection

 
1.
1. n. A cowardly and/or effeminate man

2. adj. Cowardly

3. n. Irish pronunciation of "my cock"
You, sir, are most definitely the most meacock scatophegous bobbysoxer on God's green earth.
by Hughbert Gerald Rection August 03, 2004
 
2.
Check out that scatophegous dog over there. Don't pet it!

You are one sad scatophegous sucka.
by Hughbert Gerald Rection August 03, 2004
 
3.
Noun:
An alcoholic beverage
You got the fish?

Yeah, we are going fishing tonight.
by Hughbert Gerald Rection August 03, 2004
 
4.
Euphemism for partaking in alcoholic beverages to excess. Easy for minors to use inconspicuously.
Hey man, I was thinking about going fishing this weekend.

Oh is the pond stocked?

No, but it might be. I think I got a hookup.

etc.etc.etc.
by Hughbert Gerald Rection August 03, 2004
 
5.
A simple pun used by airheads to complicate the lives of those of us tortured by careless parents choice of name.
My name is Hughbert Gerald, my father's name was Harold Eric, and my grandfather's name was Gaylord Elza etc...
by Hughbert Gerald Rection August 03, 2004
 
6.
hippy author of the seventies and eighties known for extremely gratuitously blasphemous books that are completely out of touch with reality (i.e. every girl in the world is a horny lesbian slash bisexual)-which isn't necessarily a bad thing
Tom Robbins wrote Another Roadside Attraction (I highly recommend it)
by Hughbert Gerald Rection March 15, 2005
 
7.
the ability to be potent on an omnibus
wow that couple was omnipotent and stained the imitation leather ofthe seats on the schoolbus, maybe they should ride a train instead
by Hughbert Gerald Rection March 15, 2005