5 definitions by Hugh Jorgan

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A dirty meltzer is the poop lipstick that ocurrs while getting a blow job during a chili dog. See chili dog.
While having a chili dog, the man gave the woman a dirty meltzer.
by hugh jorgan April 04, 2005

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What you eat when you go down on a girl who's labia minora look like chewed up bubble gum.
Man watching stripper: She's got a tasty looking bubblegum sandwich.
by hugh jorgan April 04, 2005

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If you have relations with a person, the combined total of pervasiveness is greater than twice the rate of a solitary member. If you have relations with a person, the combined total of pervasiveness is greater than twice the rate of either solitary member.
Person 1 attempts to have sex with Person 2. Person 1 says that Person 2 is perverted, thus, Person 1 is misguided and is clearly the more perverted.
by Hugh Jorgan November 17, 2003

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A contraction of scrawny cunt.
Man, that Clarisa Flockhart is some serious scrunt.
by Hugh Jorgan February 21, 2005

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bag pipe organist,
anyone who cleans ducts for a living
by Hugh Jorgan March 11, 2004

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