Hugh G Rection
According to ancient myth, masterbation gives you hairy palms
What is big and black and is full of seamen?... A submarine!
Donna enlisted in the Navy and now she likes seamen even more!
a huge turd
Someone left a Loch Ness Monster and clogged the toilet!
Humorous name for oral sex.
Okay, okay Monica so u don't like anal... well, gimme some skull then, hon...
Ahh, and have a cigar...
Common name employed by forensic experts for the ultraviolet lamps used to spot semen stains on fabric.
Pass me the lewinsky, Scully... this sure looks like extraterrestrial spunk
The Fountains of Cum. Where all the cum
cums from. Ladies: love'em, tickle'em, lick'em but just don't squeeze'em!
Joey got kicked in the testicles, and now he only shoots blanks
a) Aerodynamic devices found at the trailing edges of aircraft wings, used to augment lift at a lower speed during takeoff and landing.
b) The meaty lips you love to nibble on when you go muff diving
a) Flaps down 15 degrees check!
b) Hmmm pull on my flaps honey uhhh pull em ooooohhhh pull em!
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