1 definition by Hugebanana234

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1. A slang for penis
2. A second brain
3. A complete asshole
1. My dick is bigger than any girl's imagination!!!
2. Johnson, stop thinking with your dick again and get rid of that boner!
3. Johnny: I just had sex with your girlfriend last night.

Mark: Shut up, you stupid dick, and fuck off!
by Hugebanana234 February 09, 2010

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