40 definitions by HugeBreasticle

Ninja tight deathgrip's, or NTD's, occur when some gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja puts his hand near a fatal area and squeezes, preventing any possible escape. Possible areas of attack include the neck, general chest area (GCA), or chimpo/cooter/front butt. Typically, ninja's do not attempt this attack on themselves. The only known ways to escape are: 1) Having a nearby ally immediately kill the ninja or 2) simply allowing the ninja to kill you.
Luis: That gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja's got Davo in a Ninja Tight Deathgrip!!!1 Should we help?
Bobby Evans: No, we suck; let him die.
by HugeBreasticle March 20, 2005
1) One who snatches.
2) A Mexican.
3) A robot that may or may not have signs of Melanoma.
Episode 1:
Bobby Evans: I'm the snatcher; I stole your pooding!
Davo: And I caughts ya, nigga!

Episode 2:
Davo: Look at this snatcher I apprehended!
Luis: I didn't do nuttin', holmes!
Bobby Evans: Good work, now get me some pooding.

Episode 3:
Davo: Whoa, why'd you shoot that Mexican with Melanoma?
Bobby Evans: He was a snatcher. He decapitated my beloved Luis!
Davo: Good work, now get me some pooding.
by HugeBreasticle March 29, 2005
When a Mexican, usually a Luis, masturbates, putting his thumb on the rim of his penis' foreskin (or, in some cases, fiveskin) and goes in a circular motion until ejaculating.
Luis: Dios mio! Mi foreskin es rojo!
Davo: Well, stop doing all those damn Mexican Donuts!
Pumster: Formaggio nei pantaloni!
by HugeBreasticle April 04, 2005
A) A resident of Nicaragua.
B) One of Nicaraguan heritage.
C) Luis.
D) A + B.
E) All of the above.
Pumster: Did you get your Academic Specifications Sheet in the mail yet, Agent 2.0?
Luis: We don't have mail in Nicaragua.
Pumster: Oh right, the Castro thing. Hahaha, stupid niccas.
by HugeBreasticle May 08, 2005
"Hand checks" occur when a Mexican, typically a Luis, has had his or her hand or hands in his or her pants for an elongated amount of time. By screaming "hand check," the Mexican is forced to immediately remove his or her hands to show that no masturbation has taken place.
Davo: Hey, get your hands out of there! Hand check!
Luis, the Mexican, removes his hands from his pants.
Davo: What's that gooey yellow stuff?
by HugeBreasticle March 24, 2005

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