1. (n.) Photo/ Art History AP teacher at Gunn High School in Palo Alto, CA.
2. (n.) Former acid
head who thinks that dust have feet and like to crawl into light spots, and is convinced that those damn C period kids have no future. He also likes to repeat the phrase "hellooo?" and "come back!" when people aren't paying attention, and he has a little dance to go with it. He believes that there are magical clean-up fairies that go into a dark room and clean up after you. He often loses his keys, glasses, and the rubber tips on the ends of the photo tongs. He has a wife from Bosnia that he often talks about, yet he never wears a wedding ring. He has little dandruff blizzards on his shoulders. He has no idea who "Betty" is, yet her name is always written on the board. He is a master in the art of sound effects. He knows everything about everything. He has boxes in his room labeled "empty boxes". He is a wise, wise man. He has a Facebook group dedicated to him. Everyone loves Mr. Hoy.
Person 1: "Look, there's Mr. Hoy!"
Person 2: "Gosh, what a cutie!"