The mysterious liquid or goo commonly found on the pavements and in the alleys of chinatowns
the world that
their distinctive smell.
This material is normally organic and made
from the rotting juices of animal carcasses, urine of unknown origin, pavement-pureed fruits, produce and meats, and the phlegm of a pack-a-day
smoker. The proportions will vary. Once those ingredients are well-mixed by foot traffic, a hot and humid
summer day cooks it or ferments
jizz gives rise to chinatown
stench and is closely related
A: What's the smell?
B: Dude, that's chinatown jizz. You stepped on it.
A: What? I stepped on jizz?
B: At least it didn't hit you in the face.