1 definition by How many light bulbs?

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A person that is blonde and ditzy that lacks the ability to understand rude things you say about them as long as you say it in a nice tone of voice or end the text with a smile =)
I texted mis e and said she was a ditzy, sleezy, dumb trick ass bitch =) and she came right over and gave me a blow job.

I got tired of explaining simple things to mis e so I told her to fuck off and she sent me nude pics.

The thing I love most about Mis e is you can tell her she is stupider then fuck with a smile on your face and she just thinks you want to fuck. When you fuck her she is too stupid to know which hole is the right one so you can just fuck them all.
by How many light bulbs? April 04, 2009

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