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What is a juggalo? Let me think for a second. Well.. Oh, he gets butt nekkid. And then he walks through the streets, winkin' at the freaks. With a two liter (Of Faygo) stuck in his butt cheeks.

What is a juggalo? He just don't care. He might try to put a weave in his nut hair. 'Cause he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks, he tell her that her butt stinks, and all that.

What is a juggalo? He drinks like a fish. And then he starts huggin' people like a drunk bitch. Next thing, he's pickin' fights with his best friend. Then he starts with the huggin' again.. Fuck.

What is a juggalo? A fucking lunatic. Somebody with a rope tied to his dick, then he jumps out a ten story window.. Oooh.

What is a juggalo? A juggalo. That's what it is, well, fuck if I know. But I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo.

What is a juggalo? A dead body. Well, he ain't really dead but he ain't like anybody you ever met before. He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four.

What is a juggalo? He ain't a bitchboy. He'll walk through the hills and beat down a rich boy. Walks right in the house, when you're having supper, and dip his nuts in your soup.

What is a juggalo? Well, he ain't a phoney. He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni. And watch you sit there. And eat it. 'Cause you're a stupid ass dumb bitch fuckin' idiot.

What is a juggalo? He's a graduate. He graduate from....Well. At least he got a job. He's not a dump puts. He works for himself, scratchin' his nuts.

What is a juggalo? A hulkamaniac. He powerbombs mother fuckers into thumbtacks. People like him til they find out he's unstable. He sabu'd your mom through a coffee table.

I figured you wouldn't understand.
See lyrics for "What is a Juggalo", by I.C.P, as seen partly above, or wholly through an internet search engine.
by Houdi February 23, 2008

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