Read "Eff Your Couch", commonly mistaken for the literal spelling "Fur Couch", is a mangina of massive proportions. He wears a Blackberry in a holster at all times, and ALWAYS has a horse pop in-hand.
OMGZ someone get that Furcouch a lint roller!
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