Urban Dictionary: Author Horny bastard

16 definitions by Horny bastard

1.	The Chili Dog
	When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her. who wants to eat this chili dog? buy the chili dog mugs & shirts by horny bastard Apr 3, 2005 add a video
2.	one handing it
	when you're driving and beating the meat 12:15ing or most commanly known as masterbating eww look at that dude one handing it in the car with the playboy mag buy one handing it mugs & shirts beating the meat 12:15 masterbating jacking off driving with one hand by horny bastard Oct 10, 2005 add a video
3.	double fisteration
	like double penitration but 2 guys fist a girl in the ass and pussy at the same time me and john double fisted her real good buy double fisteration mugs & shirts by horny bastard Jan 10, 2005 add a video
4.	snoocked
	Fucked! Stuffed! Stole! You SNOOCKED! my wife! buy snoocked mugs & shirts by Horny Bastard Oct 9, 2003 add a video
5.	creme cheese bagel
	when you rub cum around her asshole then lick it off mmm love me some creme cheese bagel buy creme cheese bagel mugs & shirts by horny bastard Apr 1, 2005 add a video
6.	rabbit
	a female or woman that is obessed with sex damn im with this rabbit and we fucked 9 times this week buy rabbit mugs & shirts by Horny bastard Jan 9, 2005 add a video
7.	Bananna on a Stick
	a long large azn dick my gf loves to get her some banannas at the club buy bananna on a stick mugs & shirts by Horny Bastard Jan 23, 2005 add a video