2 definitions by Horny The Clown

Top Definition
The epidemic that is coming to our world on December 21, 2012. All right-handed people of various race and origin will become left-handed virgins.
The Tebowla Virus will mark the end of the world.
by Horny The Clown January 22, 2012
To worship our Lord and Savior, Timothy Tebow, the creator of Earth and all inhabitants. The recogition that Tim Tebow is in fact Jesus Christ incarnate. Tebow/Jesus being left-handed just goes to show how wrong all you righties have been for 2000+ years.

You can easily convert to Tebowlicism by chopping off your right hand with a butter knife.
Hey Mateo! You see that picturesque Broncos quarterback on the TV box. I think I'm gonna convert to Tebowlicism. Get me a butter knife!
by Horny The Clown January 22, 2012

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