2 definitions by Horace Smegma

Top Definition
appliance used to remove large amounts of smegma from a very cheesy cock.
Damn, Bob! You really stink. Please go use my smegmaster.
by Horace Smegma July 05, 2006
One who uses smegma as a lubricant when engaging in masturbation
That guy Horace is a real smegmastur.
by Horace Smegma July 05, 2006

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