3 definitions by Hookermom

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When a female urinates in a parking lot. Most often done at a concert or sporting event, lot squats are usually performed only in cases of true urinary emergency. Lot squats require dexterity and skill, as an improperly done lot squat can result in the splashing of clothing and body parts.

Note: Due to the high risk of being sighted, it is wise to engage a friend as a lookout, otherwise known as a "lot squat spot."
After knocking back a six-pack in the parking lot, Amber suddenly realized she'd never make it into the monster truck show without peeing herself. Grabbing Krystle as a spot, Amber ducked behind Cooter's Hemi, copped a quick lot squat, and then she was off to the show. Yee haw!
by hookermom October 16, 2009

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Short guys or girls who hang together, thereby making themselves feel collectively bigger and more powerful. Runt posses can make normal-sized people feel freakishly tall.

Warning: Male runt posses can turn into the most obnoxious guys in the room.
Liz: "Look, Jan and Katie just got here? Let's go say hi!"

Gwen: "Naw, girl, they're with Squeaky and Lil' Jeanie. I'll look like Andre the Giant next to them. Total runt posse."

Pat: "Man, did you see that little dude over there just get in my face because I accidentally grazed his left elbow?!"

Pete: "Bro, that's just Timmy Smalls feelin' like a bamf cause he's hanging with his Runt Posse. I'd stay away from him though."
by Hookermom October 06, 2009

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Credit amassed by recently putting out for one's husband or boyfriend, resulting in a much needed night off from sex, monetary goods, or both.
Karen: "So was Bill all over you last night after you got home from the party?"

Barb: "Naw, girl, I had Booty Credit from the night before, so I just kicked off my new Manolos and went straight to bed."
by hookermom August 15, 2009

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