1 definition by Hoog-rat
someone who spends most of the day on a computer and looking like they havn't seen the sun in 5 years (due to excessive computer gaming) and acts as though he has as many friends in the real world as he does in his cyber world. Has an abnormally small head for his bodysize and arthritic hands from a strange fetish with rubix cubes. Also loves goosebumps books and often has wet dreams about their author steven king.
by Hoog-rat August 23, 2007