4 definitions by Honest John

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Description of the shaft of a penis i.e. the bit that is rubbed during masterbation. Used as an insult likening the victim to the penis.
Give me back my wallet wank shaft!
by Honest John May 08, 2004

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A gross hariy Vaj. Vaj is an abbreviation of the word vagina and Mingey means smelly, nasty, unattractive etc.
Urrgh yuck! Look at that mingey vaj!
That filthy whore had the mingiest vaj Ive ever seen.
by Honest John November 01, 2004

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Public school/ prep school synonym for a new boy or one that is a wimp. Derived from the phrase wet behind he ears.
Johnny was a swank, a bully and a wetster.
by Honest John May 08, 2004

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Northern to midlands slang for a fart, expelling of wind from the anus.
Oi who trumped?
Urrgh yuck the dogs gone and trumped again.
by Honest John October 28, 2004

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