A terminal medical condition that happens when a person accomplished one or more of the following.
1) Doesn't step out of their basement for a week
2) Is a virgin by age 40.
3) Reached level 85 on WoW before kissing a woman
The affliction is easily obtainable by other means, and there's no known cure other than hookers.
Man, I just turned 40 and I'm still a virgin. I think I'm coming down with Nevergonnagetlaidingytis.