An Akanee (Uh-kaw-nay) generally comes in a dwarf size. Kind of like a life-sized barbie except with a twist due to the brown comlexion. Although Akanee's are stereotyped as terroists, they're actually quite peaceful until you get on their bad side and then they'll fuckin' nuke the shit out of you with their shizam calculus skills which they are very modest about. Akanee's can be lured by roast beef, mashed potatoes, qoo, cherries, coke, good music and matzo balls. Akanee's love to be around Tigi's and Andrea's.
Akanee is filled with up-lifting sayings like this: "Life is a bitch so you gotta keep it positive."