5 definitions by Holden McKock
A person who drinks one, spills one, and gives one away, but still gets much drunker than anyone else at the party.
Shane was the total three beer pirate last night. He gave me beer #2 and spilled #3 on my Dark Side of the Moon record so I was forced to kick his ass.
by Holden McKock July 22, 2006
"So, anyways I was at Rage, which, by the way, is a total rip. There were no hot guys there, and I spent like 40 chickens on two Vanilla Stoli and cokes and I didn't even catch a buzz."
by Holden McKock July 22, 2006
The New York Yankees. Since the Yankees have more money than God, and can freely spend whatever obscene amount they damned well please, some folks consider owner George Steinbrenner to be baseball's equivalent of Darth Vader, and the team to be the Evil Empire. Sucks for you. Go Yankees.
Crybaby Red Sox fans call the Yankees the Evil Empire because their team won't spend the money that they get from revenue sharing or luxury tax to field a competitive team. Sure, they broke the Curse in 2004, but what's their excuse now? Thay don't have one anymore. They just suck.
by Holden McKock September 4, 2006
The large orange wheel lock, also known as the Denver Boot, which is placed over one of a parked vehicle's front tires to render it immovable until it's owner pays his/her delinquent parking tickets.
dude: "Dude, I ran up $1500 in parking tickets and the bastards gave me das boot."
dude: "Weak, dude. What're you gonna do?"
dude:"The car's only worth 800 bucks. Let'em tow it."
dude: "Weak, dude. What're you gonna do?"
dude:"The car's only worth 800 bucks. Let'em tow it."
by Holden McKock July 22, 2006
After sitting in our booth for 45 minutes we left after the actor couldn't see fit to take our drink order.
"Oh, you're an actor? Wow, really? Which restaurant?"
"Oh, you're an actor? Wow, really? Which restaurant?"
by Holden McKock July 23, 2006