17 definitions by Holden McCrank

n. Blow-up doll. Orig.: Dutch people use body-length bolsters to sleep with...or so they claim.
Going home to visit the Dutch wife.
by Holden McCrank April 22, 2003
n. A fart with a lot of juice in it.
Ladies and gentlemen, for your own safety please stand back; I'm ready to release an electric fart here.
by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003
n. A dorky person; someone as welcome to have as monkey jizz
Sipowicz grabbed the skell, smacked him around, and yelled, "You little spoogemonkey!"
by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003
n. syn. for vagina
I'm going to get some stanky on my hang-low.
by Holden McCrank February 01, 2003
n. A small penis
After I saw my mom naked, I suffered from dinky winky for a week
by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003
adj. Having to do with poon or poontang.
I just put that bitch through her poony paces.
by Holden McCrank April 08, 2003
n. A monthly event which causes tuna town to be inaccessible by the skin boat
Looks like a jam raid! Guess I'll have a bit of hand shandy tonight.
by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

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